"surprise bitch!" oprah shouts
confetti falls from the cieling
tears stream down women’s faces
everyone gets a free dog
But my apartment building doesn’t allow dogs
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
We’re a team, aren’t we? And I’m so proud of my victors. So proud. You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.
How to write in Alternian.
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it pisses me off when people completely ignore the fact that hussie literally just took the daedric alphabet from the elder scrolls and flipped it upside-down